Urban Dictionary: cum crumb

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Dried, crusted semen that has flaked off into smaller pieces.

The sheets in the hotel room were littered with cum crumbs.

by The Captain Awesome October 10, 2007

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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

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The stuff left over in your cum sock after you use it.

Girl: I'm cold.
Guy: Go grab some socks.
Girl: Ew! What's in this one?
Guy: Oh those are cum crumbs, that's my cum sock.

by BigDumpling January 16, 2018

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Mixing warm water with cum, resulting in a coagulated mass that resembles crumbs.

Look! I made cumcrumbs in the shower!

by Laroo July 03, 2013

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The leftover cum in ur bum

I heard sam left cum crumbs in Brooks bum

by Pooman42069 January 07, 2021

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The leftover cum in ur bum

I heard sam left cum crumbs in Brooks bum

by Pooman42069 January 07, 2021

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