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Damn, I fucked this skanky ho and a few hours later I tried to piss, but I had painful cum clots that hurt like a bastard.
by Steve (from near Denver) January 21, 2006
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
2
The act of cumming without the cum.
When one's cum is clogged in the shaft of the penis causing a very painful ejaculation in dribbles.
When one's cum is clogged in the shaft of the penis causing a very painful ejaculation in dribbles.
BRIANS MOM: I ask you to cum over my face!
BRIAN: Sorry Mom I had a cumclot!
BRIANS MOM: You useless son of a bitch!
Slap
BRIAN: Sorry Mom I had a cumclot!
BRIANS MOM: You useless son of a bitch!
Slap
by Little Missy Licky November 24, 2007
4
Neil found that the money shot he was saving up for was blocked by a cumclot.
Or,
Neil is such a cumclot
Or,
Neil is such a cumclot
by Nick-B September 13, 2007