Urban Dictionary: cum cannon

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when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick

mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon

by siccunt04 November 03, 2020

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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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cum cannon

Glorious definition of one's manhood

Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!

by wopdick69 June 22, 2007

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Cumcannon

The process of throwing some lube in between a chicks shoulder blades and cock fucking her muscular back. To complete the Cumcannon, one needs to cum all over the back of the girl's hair and rub it in.

So i was banging this broad on the swim team when I decided it was time to give the chick a cumcannon.

by CrazyChrisRockstar April 29, 2005

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cum cannon

when you cum in someone's ass and they fart and the cum flies everywhere

Larion: Want to do a cum cannon
Laquisha: That shit nasty but ok

by AutisticNigger12345 April 14, 2017

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cum cannon

the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet

i shot her eye out with my cum cannon

by bbrandonn0015 February 26, 2010