when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick

Glorious definition of one's manhood

when you cum in someone's ass and they fart and the cum flies everywhere

the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet

When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts

When you're assfucking a girl and you decide to cum inside her but, then she farts the cum back at you and you get sprayed with it.