A Cullen is a crotchety old geezer that lives in the overgrown foothills of West Virginia. A Cullen has a tendency of defending his caverns with a strong smelling excretion that secretes through the anus. Cullens are known to prey on smaller creatures when they are hangry. The only identifiable marks that we hold on records is the reports of hikers seeing a hairy back tattoo walking through the woods, and the lingering smell of musk and pipe tobacco. Cullen’s were though to be extinct until Wetherford T. Shittytit saw one in 1847.

an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen

A person, usually female, who has an obsessive attatchment to the movie Twilight and/or Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. This person is someone who has taken a liking specific to one of the Cullen's, most commonly Edward Cullen.

To creepily watch/stalk someone, generally someone with whom one is in a relationship, systematically removing them from other friendships in an attempt to render them utterly incapable of independent action.

A newly formed religion based around the Cullen family from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

Headed by Carlisle Cullen, it consists of Jasper and Rosalie Hale, Edward, Esme, Emmett and Alice Cullen.

It has a large following and includes many worship songs, stories and general prayers.

Conducting informal reconnaissance in an unintentional manner.

A dribbler also known as a jamie is considered to be the fastest man alive