A. To be low-key gay and racist.

B. A irish redhead whom'st've taken all the drugs, has a small penis and is high-key racist.

do you know da wae cocksucker trololololololololololololoololol fucking shit

The original and only Optimus Prime. He should play every Optimus role and paid millions of dollars for his epic Optimus voice.

The fattest fuck in St Gregory’s

Claims he’s taught every1 while he still wears the same shorts everyday 😂🤦 ♂️ gives detentions for no reason and uses the word ‘son’ in every sentence

One of the only characters in the Twilight Saga(along with Jasper Cullen) who is interesting, and is not plain, yet she and Jasper are completely forgotten and are mentioned vaguely throughout the series.

A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.

a member of the cullen family from the popular book and movie series:the twilight saga she is the mother figure of the family and is married to carlisle cullen