Ugly, Unsuccessful with women and men, interested in men. Unliked by all, extremly small pin dick, Involved in some kind of sport. Usually footbal. Likes to use dildos for anal purposes. Do Not Date a guy Called Cullen
by Why Hello There :) October 22, 2009
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An amazing guy that anybody would be lucky to be with. Aside from his amazing looks and awesome athletic hobbying, he will make you feel like you're the only person in his world. You'd be lucky to be with him for even two seconds
Ex.: Man, i wish my boyfriend was more of a Cullen.
by usayrockisayroll September 07, 2008
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an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen
My daughter is suffering from an extreme form of cullenitis
by wordlover81 February 07, 2010
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A person, usually female, who has an obsessive attatchment to the movie Twilight and/or Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. This person is someone who has taken a liking specific to one of the Cullen's, most commonly Edward Cullen.
Alyssa has plastered Edward Cullen's pictures all over her bedroom wall. Her friends refer to her as a "Straight-Up Cullenator".
by TheCullenator November 11, 2009
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To creepily watch/stalk someone, generally someone with whom one is in a relationship, systematically removing them from other friendships in an attempt to render them utterly incapable of independent action.
A: Don't look now, but I think Dave is watching you from the bushes.

B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.

A: He's totally Cullening you.
by thebestlunchtableever February 16, 2010
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A newly formed religion based around the Cullen family from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

Headed by Carlisle Cullen, it consists of Jasper and Rosalie Hale, Edward, Esme, Emmett and Alice Cullen.

It has a large following and includes many worship songs, stories and general prayers.
Worship Song of Cullenism:

"Carlisle is awesome, Esme is cool, Alice and Jasper totally rule, our love to Emmett and Rosalie and Edward too for eternity."

by Twi-hards down under July 19, 2008
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Conducting informal reconnaissance in an unintentional manner.
My cousin and my girlfriend were Cullen all up on my Facebook.
by Captain Sparkle April 30, 2012
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