Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.
You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.
by PAK65 July 09, 2011
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Bulking and cutting at the same time (Gaining muscle while losing fat)
John has gone on a culk and has gained 10 pounds of lean muscle, while losing 15 pounds of fat
by Josh the squasher June 01, 2007
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Sex act performed by a male with the "object of desire" being vegetable or fruit. Typically initiated by coring (cutting a hole of the appropriate size in) a mellon or large gourd.
His mom sent him to a shrink after she caught him "culking" this sweet, hot off the vine cantaloupe.
by GregT August 21, 2005
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a universal word similar to fuck can be used in many situations.
Hey I just culked your dad.

Go blow a culk negro.

Want to toss my salad culk-boy?
by skott February 07, 2005
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To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever
person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
by offensieve November 18, 2012
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