Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.
by PAK65 July 09, 2011
by Josh the squasher June 01, 2007
Sex act performed by a male with the "object of desire" being vegetable or fruit. Typically initiated by coring (cutting a hole of the appropriate size in) a mellon or large gourd.
His mom sent him to a shrink after she caught him "culking" this sweet, hot off the vine cantaloupe.
by GregT August 21, 2005
by skott February 07, 2005
person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
by offensieve November 18, 2012