A unit of measurement in Cuil Theory for the level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation. It was created to lampoon the terrible search engine capabilities of the Cuil search engine, while providing a functionally stimulating idea about the interrelationship between tangential things.

The Cuil is represented by the interrobang: ‽\

For further reading, search for "Cuil Theory".

Cuil is a new search engine which at the time of writing this indexed 121,617,892,992 web pages. It claims to search more web pages than anyone else. It is an Irish website and orders pages by relevance rather than hits so the search results are pretty shit and you never find what you want. It is notorious for portraying porn in place of a websites logo.

cuil
verb:
To look for something, but to never find it, as with the search engine 'Cuil' (see below). 'John cuiled for the meaning of life other than 42'.
noun:
A search engine which gets everything wrong. 'Bob searched for "Cuil" on Cuil, but he found nothing.'
adj:
The opposite of "cool": lame, a failure.

Cuil, pronounced 'cool' is a good way to describe something someone else has made that they think is blisteringly fantastic, but in reality does not work at all and would probably be better off not existing at all.

The term comes from the search engine Cuil designed by ex-Google employees, which frankly fails to do anything other then epically failing.

A garbage wannabe Google search engine. Former Google employees made it to beat Google, but they did a shitty job.

To look for something, but to never find it.

Search engine that rapidly became a famous meme to describe failure and lack of results in a web search. It is only used as a noun currently but the word may assume a verb form, like googling, if the team keeps up the search fail.