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the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.
Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.
by badmintonlover February 09, 2011
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(for a male) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach between there legs and find a penis.

(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.
Spencer: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that chick last night?
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...
by badmintonlover13 February 25, 2011
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When you’re cuddling with your significant other and you look at them while cuddling and think β€œmy god this person actually exists in my life and wants to lay with me and be around me.”
Jim: When I was laying with Christine last night I had major cuddleshock. She’s just so wonderful
by BigManBomb78 October 21, 2019
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