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The act of laying in bed in a spooning position while you hold the other person's genitalia.
I'd like to cuddlebate the living fuck out that hot Loss Prevention guy from Lowes.
by johnhumplover69 January 17, 2014
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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