girl: omg he snogged that girl the first day they met

girl 2: ikr he is such a cud

girl 3: he just grabbed her and started kissing her

girl 2: eww what a cud

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

#1 - The first rule of C.U.D. is, you do not talk about C.U.D.

#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.

#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.

#4 - Two upgrades at a time.

#5 - One benchmark at a time.

#6 - No food, no drink

#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.

#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.

1:What up Cud?
2:Nm Holmes.

1. Rod: " Hey Jake what is that cow chewing?"
Liam: " I believe he is chewing cud made from grass."

2. Cory: "What the cud does that little cheab think he's doing?!?"

3. Jake: "What was he cudding thinking when he bought that CCS griptape."

NATHAN: what do you wanna do?
CAITLIN: I wanna cud!

Fool made me laugh so hard I swallowed my cud.