Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.
by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003
To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it
by Jimcucumberbatchman March 27, 2017
Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
by Richard Black May 01, 2005
A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.
by Cog Figgot August 10, 2018