to flick the cuCUMber is a metaphore for masturbating. often used by norwegian teenagers.
boy a: what should we do this weekend
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt
by bigbixmarcus November 21, 2017
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The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation
After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.
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Kayla.the cucumber is a cool tiktok we which had 244 follower on the 14th of April 2021 and loves food 🥘
Kayla.the cucumber followed me

‘Oh cool
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the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber
Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber
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A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.
"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"
by Rev. Fatty McFatfat June 09, 2014
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