When you get a boner in middle school and you have to strategically get from one class to another without anyone noticing by using the cover of your Lisa Frank trapper keeper
I undercover cucumbered my way from Miss Cox’s Biology class to Miss Candy’s History class.
by HBC123 March 12, 2018
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The act of putting hot sauce on a penis and having vaginal sex.
My vaginia still burns from your Spicy Cucumber.
by Frenchman86 August 13, 2016
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After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.
by Mr. Narglesby February 06, 2010
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The use of a long, girthy cucumber for sexual stimulation and pleasure of the anus or vagina. Stuffed Cucumbers may be self inserted or with the assistance of a partner. Stuffed Cucumbers may be inserted warmed, chilled or room temperature depending upon preference.
Tina woke to the sounds of her roomate having wild sex. She decided to get herself off to the carnal sounds with a Stuffed Cucumber. after getting off, she washed it and placed it back in the refrigerator.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
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Very tight pants, especially in the region of the crotch, where you can actually see the shaft of a grown mans penis.
David Bowie's hot outfit in the "Labyrinth" is a perfect example the most righteous cucumber pants.
by Andrew DeLong September 19, 2005
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