Top definition
Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
by @AronymouslyGay October 15, 2015
Get a cucumbering mug for your bunkmate Jerry.
May 24 Word of the Day
The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
Get a geriatrocity mug for your Facebook friend Bob.
2
To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it
I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it
by Jimcucumberbatchman March 27, 2017
Get a Cucumbering mug for your sister Yasemin.
3
1)He was cucumbering me while I was against the tree.
by laura =) May 04, 2006
Get the cucumbering neck gaiter and mug.
4
When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.
Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad
by Lee-bay April 13, 2009
Get a cucumbering mug for your dad Bob.
5
“Cucumbering” or “To Cucumber” is to Relax so well that you are mistaken for the garden vegetable.
Oh snap is that a cucumber

“nah that’s just John”

“man he is really Cucumbering hard”

“Where were you last night?”

“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”

“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”
by UncleChungus June 07, 2019
Get a Cucumbering mug for your papa Abdul.
6
When a man rests each ball on each eye of a girl, like a cucumber slice
She said her eyes hurt after we tried cucumbering.
by LargeLoad22 April 04, 2018
Get a Cucumbering mug for your cat Yasemin.