Long and hard and has cum in the middle

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.

1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo

A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.

A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo

Masturbation, Jacking off, Touching oneself for pleasure, Inserting (a) finger/s in your pussy/ass, Playing with yo' self, Massaging your tits/pussy.