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A "cunt waffle" :


1. Used as a demeaning term

2. A delicious breakfast meal usually lathered with syrcum
Did you see that bitch? She is such a fucking cuaffle.

Mmmm this cuaffle is delicious! I wish I had more syrcum to spread all over it!
by Captain Jack-off January 28, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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