The compulsive urge to "change the subject" even if a conversation, or activity, hits a critical point. At the same time, can also mean "can't talk seriously". Females are more vulnerable to this disorder than any other beings, because of them being more talkative, having a shorter attention span in many occasions, or both. Such a disorder is quite serious, since it also kills the mood for almost any situation.
Guy: "I love you babes."
Girl: "I lo... OMG is that a sale over there?! Let's go!!!"
Guy: "... Honey, we need to get you to a doctor for CTS..."
Guy1: "Dude that babes is HOT!! I bet banging her would be so awesome!!!"
Guy2: "I don't know dude. She looks like she's got CTS."
Girl: "I lo... OMG is that a sale over there?! Let's go!!!"
Guy: "... Honey, we need to get you to a doctor for CTS..."
Guy1: "Dude that babes is HOT!! I bet banging her would be so awesome!!!"
Guy2: "I don't know dude. She looks like she's got CTS."
by hiddenblades November 11, 2010
Come this Side! If anything hot, especially a hot girl, or even a hot car rolls by, and you strongly approve of or would like to get all up in it.
by hd diddy June 23, 2006
John: Whoa dude the fart sounded like a CTS.
Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
by Aussie meat May 27, 2015
by Wolfpack July 31, 2006
by Molten Lava February 22, 2005
"Can't Troubleshoot Shit"
A helpdesk contractor who is incapable of providing even the smallest amount of help with technical related issues.
A helpdesk contractor who is incapable of providing even the smallest amount of help with technical related issues.
by notCTS August 28, 2012
by bman920 September 26, 2011
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

