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The compulsive urge to "change the subject" even if a conversation, or activity, hits a critical point. At the same time, can also mean "can't talk seriously". Females are more vulnerable to this disorder than any other beings, because of them being more talkative, having a shorter attention span in many occasions, or both. Such a disorder is quite serious, since it also kills the mood for almost any situation.
Guy: "I love you babes."
Girl: "I lo... OMG is that a sale over there?! Let's go!!!"
Guy: "... Honey, we need to get you to a doctor for CTS..."
Guy1: "Dude that babes is HOT!! I bet banging her would be so awesome!!!"
Guy2: "I don't know dude. She looks like she's got CTS."
Girl: "I lo... OMG is that a sale over there?! Let's go!!!"
Guy: "... Honey, we need to get you to a doctor for CTS..."
Guy1: "Dude that babes is HOT!! I bet banging her would be so awesome!!!"
Guy2: "I don't know dude. She looks like she's got CTS."
by hiddenblades November 11, 2010
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Come this Side! If anything hot, especially a hot girl, or even a hot car rolls by, and you strongly approve of or would like to get all up in it.
by hd diddy June 23, 2006
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John: Whoa dude the fart sounded like a CTS.
Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
by Aussie meat May 27, 2015
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"Can't Troubleshoot Shit"
A helpdesk contractor who is incapable of providing even the smallest amount of help with technical related issues.
A helpdesk contractor who is incapable of providing even the smallest amount of help with technical related issues.
by notCTS August 28, 2012