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This captivating Italian man spends his nights drinking martinis in his lair where he likes to have a lot of fun;). He might seem like a womanizer, however, he has great admiration for women. What he desires the most is a pet cat.
As said by this delicious man himself: " All I wanted was... a cat, but mama never let me."

This vicious man has the ability to morph glass into any shape he desires. He wears a suit that is covered with a thin layer of glass that absorbs kinetic energy.
"Crystallo is new? I never expected some rando villain to appear trying to steal the crown jewels. I mean he seems kinda nice even though he tried murdering us with the glass"- Crystallos victims after he robs them
by thehottieyouallwanttobe February 21, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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