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A Person That Doesn't Disrespect Anyone And Is Very Unique.
She is a crystal. He is a crystal.
by Akr1_kierre October 25, 2007
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A crystal is a white trash, dirty flip flop wearing bag of douche. Due to the fact that she is a super slut with 7 kids by all different dads, she collects money for support and posts on social media all implying what a great mom she is, meanwhile she’s manipulating her next sperm donor and pushing him to the brink. Yes, crystals are so psychotic they aren’t the strippers who are paying tuition, they’re the bitches who strip because it’s attention that they don’t get unless they’re drunk and so is everyone else nearby. With hepatitis a-z, daddy issues, no heart or conscience and an extremely disappointing face, crystals are often great at pretending they have emotions (as do sociopaths). If you meet a crystal, run away, get tested, use disinfectant, don’t judge yourself- just be grateful you dodged a giant filthy bullet.
Example:
Person 1: hey, have you seen crystal?
Person 2: well,if shes not off tying some poor guys noose for him, try following her slugtrail.

Or
Person 1: hey what’s a good name for my daughter due soon?
Person 2: unless you want her to be a dumb, trashy, and slutty with a face like memory foam? Don’t go with crystal
by Citizen of Manchester September 08, 2018
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The name given to a female often found in a trailer park or lower income urban housing developement.
I am sweet, I am sexy, give me a dolla and im sure to holla! The best is yet to cum. I am an angel, I am Crystal.
by uh0hizcrys November 20, 2006
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Someone who pittys kyeong and never wants to tell him
Kyeong loves his Crystal even if she pittys him
by UrbanDxctionary May 25, 2019
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Kri-stal(V.) -

To shove four fingers up one's ass to the knuckles.
Yo I Crystaled that girl last night so hard she bled and I wiped it on my ex's pillow
by Mr. Mystic May 01, 2009
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stupid whore that gets caught having sex in the closet at every party she goes to
oh god, you wouldn't wanna pull a crystal; do it in the bathroom instead.
by bagezzzzzz September 01, 2008
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A stereotypical dirty "white trash" girl that frequents city suburn town streets, and malls wearing too little clothes for her body type and season, such as a tube top and daisy dukes. She often wears dirty flip flops and exhibits a discharge of "backfat" from her waist area.
Look at that crystal buying snow cones on Virginia Avenue!
by jFro June 17, 2006
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