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the whitest cunt you'll ever meet
her obsession with anime is too much πŸ˜€πŸ‘Ž
"wow crystal spoiled that anime for me I'm gonna block her"
by ryota πŸ†πŸ’¦ July 28, 2016
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She's a huge manipulating cunt bag that will do or screw anything for a dollar.

Not pretty enough to be such a gaping asshole, but picks easy and sad men to take advantage of.

Pretends to be country, and like football; but doesn't know how to bait a hook, or what division her favorite 'team' is on.
Unfortunate Guy "She told me I'm her one and only!"
Guys Friend "Yea bro. And she also just made you buy her $50 worth of Chinese food."

Crystal "Ohhh touchdown!"
Unfortunate Guy "Umm...this is hockey."
by FuckYourIgnoranceB November 06, 2017
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Known as a hoe, sleeps with multiple men, kisses the boss's ass for attention. Usually dark haired female, act getto even though she white, two faced, will stab you in the back last min.
Male 1: "I got date with crystal tonight"
Male2: "I just fucked her last night"
by Mudcricket94 December 07, 2018
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An amazingly cute, extremely nice, loveable girl who can always cheer you up no matter how sad or down you're feeling. An amazing friend who you'll never want to lose.
"Yo, Man, That chick is such a crystal."
by SotoSaki October 15, 2009
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Intellectually challenged female who is obsessed with anything except for school. Oftentime thinking that she's "too kool for skool"
George: STOP WRITING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOURSELF
Tom: OOPS!
George: YOU'RE SUCH A CRYSTAL
by jzpassion4footy November 19, 2010
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