Intellectually challenged female who is obsessed with anything except for school. Oftentime thinking that she's "too kool for skool"
George: STOP WRITING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOURSELF
Tom: OOPS!
George: YOU'RE SUCH A CRYSTAL
by jzpassion4footy November 19, 2010
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The bestest person you will every meet she's nice funny amazing and will make you laugh and feel better when your sad
My bestfriend is a crystal. Man your lucky
by Maddiegracefrontz February 01, 2021
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A girl who is utterly sweet and is beautiful inside and out. Someone who will rock your world and bed.
I met a girl last night, she is such a crystale.
by Lynn Tran is cooool August 31, 2008
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Crystal's are dumb bitches who you shouldn't associate with.
Friend: Why is she so dumb?

Me: Her name is Crystal, that's why
by dumbgirl101 September 19, 2018
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That weird person your friends with who eats paper
Crystal: (eats paper)
You: Crystal stop eating paper

Crystal: (eats more paper)
by 147hi May 28, 2019
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The moment when the awkward turtle isn't that awkward and that in itself is extremely awkward. Also a hot strong mama with two strong thumbs and a love of Clydesdale horses or well hung Spanish men.
"I fucked a Crystal. Hurt like hell. Then I realised she was a turtle. AWWWWWKWWWWAAARD!"
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".
by ButtscratcherNZ June 20, 2011
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1. A shiny rock, similar to diamonds in looks.

2. A pretty name for a girl.
1. Wow look at all these crystals! Can I lick one?

2. Crystal is the name of my fiance!
by Terronega May 15, 2006
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