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round ball made of crystal or glass that one unveils with humility late at night when no ones looking,to gather and place information of the current situation,to be reviewed and understood at a later date to gain a better knowledge of the patterns and progress of life
by mr.eofadd October 15, 2007
May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.
by cathlex May 27, 2009
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1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.
2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.
2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.
The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.
by Street Smart Psychic June 08, 2010
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when a person asks an obvious question or a question that is so retarded that you just can't even be bothered to answer it.
by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 11, 2018
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1) when a girl preforms oral sex with pop rocks in her mouth
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
1) "dude did you hear how johnny got a crystal ball from his girl friend?"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
by johnny talks alot August 12, 2009
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Verb
1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.
2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...
1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.
2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...
"Dude....I totally gave my old lady a crystal ball last night. She was so pissed. Mainly because I fucked up her contact lenses"
by MAN STUFF May 06, 2016