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The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.
Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!
by Titanfan January 19, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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To crybate or preform the act of crybating is when a person is so depressed they need to masturbate to give themselves small serotonin and dopamine boosts in order to get in a better headspace.
I will be at home all weekend crybating so I don’t end up committing suicide.
by Mustard Bandit September 05, 2021
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Crybating is a sexual act perform by an individual, were one masterbates while crying and using their tears as lube.
His girlfriend broke up with him. he'll be up crybating all night long.
by Master crybater November 04, 2013
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I have no life and girls dont like me, im going to start crybating for an hour
by ENAKENAK July 22, 2008
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