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When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.
Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
by CrustyBlanket April 28, 2016
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021