1. a self-obsessed, materialistic person
2. dry and flaky
3. a personality that revolves around physical appearance and shallowness
That girl is hot but her inside is as ugly as a toad with incurable acne and chest hair on its liver spots.. CRUSTY!!!
by Rendezvous With Jesus January 03, 2009
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The gross, white, puss looking crust which forms after a recent piercing. Although you desperately want to pick them off, they do indeed help your piercing heal faster.
Dude the crusties around my nose ring have turned bloody!

Paul had a bad habit of picking at his plugs crusties...
by dharma punk July 10, 2008
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Vile spawn of Hippies and Punks, these creatures are so-called because their personal habits include not washing until there is a thick crust of dirt all over them. Often seen sporting crusted dreadlocks as well, and when their itching heads get too much, shaved heads. Must-have accessories for any self-respecting crusty: a dog on a string, army boots, stinking patchouli oil, constant odour of garlic.
Crusties are rabid supporters of political correctness- everyone is equal in their eyes, except of course anyone who does not believe in being a vegan, animal-liberating, tax-dodging punk rocker- everyone else is scum! Crusties tend to congregate at summer rock festivals, camping out and eating vegan slop. The rest of the year, they will travel around in delapidated buses and vans trying to find a place to camp and constantly getting kicked off the land wherever they settle like a swarm of festering dung flies.
Nearly all Crusties are rich middle class kids who think it's cool not to wash for a few years and kill their brain cells with too much acid. Then when it all gets too much, they can go home to Mummy and Daddy and clean up their act and get a job as a social worker or teacher.
"I could smell those Crusties a mile away when I was at Glastonbury festival."
by Gigi UK May 03, 2005
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A situation, person or action that is delightfully tacky, yet surprisingly refined and enjoyable.
After not shaving for even a day Ryan is as crusty as left over Taco Bell.
by stelo August 19, 2010
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One who resides in the state of Pennsylvania and smokes a lot of marijuana.

it can also be used as a verb "getting crusty"
Hey man, wanna get crusty today?

Hell yeah, you got your bong?
by i bet youre a whore January 29, 2009
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This word can basically mean any adjective, but in most cases, it will either mean gross, old, and/or ugly (see grody). It can also mean, however, cool or tight.
"Eww I need a new comfortor, mine's all crusty-like."

"Dude, I love Mickey, that kid's so crusty."
by Alison May 15, 2005
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the feeling the morning after a long night of heavy drinking
being dehydrated and hungover
the general feeling of crust
Spongebob and Patrick Star dried up on the beach aka they're crusty
by ayquela February 25, 2014
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