Same as owned, salted, pwned, etc.
- "I no scoped the shit of that noob on CoD..."
- "That dude got crusted"
by ShaD0wW June 14, 2010
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The crusty film from bodily fluids that builds up in the underwear after several days of consecutive use.
As Kimball pulled down his boyfriend's panties and went to work he felt the Panty Crust on his chin.
by yoyo4094 June 24, 2015
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The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.
Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019
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The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
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The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up
Person 1:I was soo tired this morning

Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
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Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell
"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"
by glozelluvrz May 03, 2010
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