Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
by W1ll1155 January 27, 2016
If I wanted to make you scream like a girl, I'd crush your nuts
My girl got so pissed, she crushed my nuts, now I don't dare talk back to her.
That guy crushed my nuts and anally raped me
My girl got so pissed, she crushed my nuts, now I don't dare talk back to her.
That guy crushed my nuts and anally raped me
by SamE84 July 04, 2008
When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.
i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
by Demmy123456789 April 28, 2010
A chick who you can't stop fucking, but would never be seen in public with. A woman who owns your soul until you bust a nut on her, then you want nothing more than to leave asap.
"Dude, I got a nut crush on that Bolivian assistant manager from the Taco Time. I feel sick, it's like going bareback with Star Jones"...
by Kevin M. Breunig August 17, 2007
by juicestinator June 25, 2021