A derivative of Crunk, which generally means "very drunk." A Crunkie is someone, usually an underage girl, who is very drunk.
Hey Jerome, let's go to that bar up 23rd street. Nah, just a bunch of crunkies there drinking on fake IDs. Yeah, like I said, let's go to that bar up 23rd street.
by JeromeT May 18, 2005
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a computer junkie, some one who spends hours on the computer instead of spending time with friends, likes to beat his own top score on games. could spend hours on a computer, preferably prefers the PC to the human race.
"bill gates is a right crunkie, he spends hours over his computer and ner goes out"
by ***M&M*** October 13, 2005
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Candy bar from Japan, manufactured by Lotte, Inc.

consists of chocolate with bits of almond and crispies. A smooth and reasonably good quality chocolate with a fudge-like texture. Also referred to as "Crunky Walking Bar", whatever that means.
At the Oriental Cultural Center in Tempe you can buy all sorts of weird Japanese cany like Ramune Candy, Pocky, Bean Curd Balls, and Crunky.
by shovell July 19, 2006
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verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk
I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki
by Jeff May 28, 2004
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(adv.) The state of being crunk (crazy, drunk). Having fun. Being wild and crazy.
"Let's get crunky!" "It's 'bout to get crunky up in heaya!"
by MoMo from Cali July 09, 2005
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Drunk chicks skanks who just got provolone cheese thrown at them.
Those crunkies smell like cheese and semen.

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I just slapped me a crunky.
by Brad Mclain October 14, 2007
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