by Brooklyn Jean July 12, 2008
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As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.
Luke: "Let's go jolling!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
by partypriest November 15, 2009
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Slang for my roommate Jim. I had this dream where I called him Crunky B. Rock and thought it was hilarious.
by Reznite January 11, 2004
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1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.
2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
by jonboy's mom January 03, 2010
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Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
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by lick my fritter like an apple November 30, 2017
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