by E unit John April 01, 2003
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.
Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.
And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.
And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.
by restin256 February 27, 2005
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by rdd September 27, 2004
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Person 1 - That guy over there he has drunk loads of Alcohol and smoked loads of Weed
Person 2 - Yeah he is Crunked
Person 2 - Yeah he is Crunked
by will181 September 06, 2009
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in australia, the art of getting crunked involves exactly 6 cones of bud, a 6-pack of beers funneled whilst upside down and one shot of absinth
trent got crunked before heading to town, however was unable to complete his mission, instead spent the nite eating at 7-11
by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006
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by Scondren November 10, 2004
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