to get high and drunk at the same time

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.

Being stoned and drunk at the same time. (Drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana)

Somebody who is Drunk and High at the same time

in australia, the art of getting crunked involves exactly 6 cones of bud, a 6-pack of beers funneled whilst upside down and one shot of absinth

A word complete and utter retards use to describe getting smashed.