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verb; to crush and to punish at the same time

by Marcus M in Va March 07, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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the inevitable combination of crush and punish. to lay complete waste to; to hate-slam.
"so did you hook up with that chick last night??"
"oh, she got her cheeks crunished."
by veintappa August 15, 2005
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