Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.
Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."
by Jimmy the Jap December 11, 2011
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To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.
Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!
by bigballofyarn September 09, 2009
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The way one works during crunch time. In an effort to make up for schedule slippage and meet a deadline, workers are required to make sacrifices including (but not limited to) sleep, nutrition, social life, hygiene, and product quality.
The whole team is in crunch mode, so we've got the sleeping bags in the office and we're sending out for more pizza.
by Evac156 February 22, 2005
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when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.
"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."
by pretzelmaker1234 October 03, 2015
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"Tax crunch is kona coffee ice cream with crisped rice chocolate? I think I just came in my fucking mouth"
by Maverick Biceps May 22, 2010
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1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
by JizzleDizzle September 06, 2007
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The act of procrastinating on a cosplay(s) and only having a short amount of time to finish it because you found other things to distract you.
I can't come over today. I'm in a con crunch mode.
by gothiTOME May 15, 2018
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