A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)
I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.
by Morrissey Minor July 29, 2004
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a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.
my girl just gave me a sac cruncher
by mtballa323 December 06, 2010
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A surprise sideways leap by an individual delivered to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating a new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulation of mindfulness in the recipient in order to gain a new awareness. The bemusement to the individual may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. He was badly in need of a leap cruncher.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.
by Gary Schroeder December 03, 2020
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The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches
Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night
by cum guzzling bitches July 29, 2009
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