by Richard Wiggler January 28, 2009
a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.
by mtballa323 December 06, 2010
by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019
A surprise sideways leap by an individual delivered to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating a new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulation of mindfulness in the recipient in order to gain a new awareness. The bemusement to the individual may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. He was badly in need of a leap cruncher.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.
by Gary Schroeder December 03, 2020
by cum guzzling bitches July 29, 2009