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by Bubba D March 21, 2008
A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.
A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.
by Granola May 27, 2007
1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data
2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
by Light Joker December 26, 2006
One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.
I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.
by The Hiney Snackers ( T H S ) August 10, 2008
by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004