Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.
Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.
by Conan the Grammarian March 10, 2009
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Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.
I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.
by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021
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The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.
Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.
by Naughty Daddy May 07, 2019
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I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.
"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"
by John Ball November 18, 2004
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a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.
numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?
by boogerpizzas June 15, 2013
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so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country
vro, im finna Tite cruncher this mf on jailbreak
by Le epic 9gagger December 20, 2018
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