Another word for a British douche. Also used as another word for a crusty oozing twat
Your a dirty crumpet hole.

Don't stick your Wang in her crumpet hole.
by Portuguese asshole February 28, 2014
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When a girl lays under a guy and the guy sprays diharrea all over the chick!
Last night, I gave hannah a Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer. It was Sickkk!
by Ryan and Ricemaster-X January 14, 2009
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