a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do
bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...
crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???
bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...
crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it
bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..
crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???
bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...
crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it
bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..
by iloveyoubabycakes May 12, 2005
A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.
Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!
by the triple threat gang March 21, 2008
Crump is a word to describe a weird person. They like children a bit too much. They can be quite scary and are usually very tall . Beware if you see a crump run.
by Crumpfartmaster November 30, 2020
by MaChar August 14, 2013
Combine a crap and a dump. It's basically the biggest kind of poop you can take. It was first said by a hispanic male who had too many burritos and a little too much salsa.
by Valor January 08, 2005
Circular savoury bread snack 7.5 metres in diameter. As they are too large to fit in most toasters or be eaten in one sitting, the scaled down 'crumpet' is far more popular today.
Since the divorce Christmas dinner has meant munching 2 buttered crumpets in solitude. I miss the years that me and the family would share a full sized crump.
by Sgidgwintinliser September 20, 2009