a type of dance like battling except the real shit usually battlin it out between the clowns-seen in the movie rize
by miyah s. June 26, 2005
eating while taking a dump.
I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.
by ryan and jay November 20, 2003
by J January 31, 2005
verb - to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its anus/vagina. Usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.
Jon: "How'd you like that time when I crumped your mum all over you?"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"
by Monkeytits March 06, 2014
Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?
Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?
Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.
Crump: Quiet back there!
Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?
Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.
Crump: Quiet back there!
by Jimmy D October 13, 2003