Pete could not sleep with some skank because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed.
by jvr December 18, 2005
The art of forcefully inserting one's penis into someone who happens to be crying and puking simultaneously.
The other day I had the best of luck. I was walking down the road and stumbled upon a young woman who happened to be crying and puking. Of course I entered her, and let me just say that this was the best cruke sex I have ever had. She got tighter with each weeping heaving convulsion.
by wordman55 August 26, 2012
by Gregory May 20, 2004
A chick who starts to get all hot and heavy with a guy but than has a change of heart and doesn't follow through with getting the guy off, even after, but not necessarily, he has gotten her off.
I was having a great time with the chick last night but when I got her home she turned out to be a total cruked hooker.
by The Bruns July 13, 2008