by BG DESIGNS January 12, 2011
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Jamaican word for a certain lower class section of the poulation. Usually associated with hats, sticks and sunglasses. Can sometimes be seen with ie.one trouser leg tucked into a sock. Generally frowned upon by the majority of the population.
by Declan McKinney May 27, 2008
A cruff is a person that has no self worth, has no intention of getting an education or is just stupid enough to actually promote violence
by unanimous0 March 04, 2019
A Jamaican derogatory term (Patois) used to describe someone that is lower-class in society or has no ambition or outcome in life. It is essentially describing someone that will end up no where.
Look pan dat cruff deh a walk dung di road!
You a cruff enuh!
Move from me you cruff!
You live a cruffish lifestyle!
You a cruff enuh!
Move from me you cruff!
You live a cruffish lifestyle!
by GodsOFWrath June 17, 2018
by youngbillz September 15, 2007
a noun used to describe itching of the ball sac, chaod, asshole region, Usually associated with perspiration, often is paired together with swamp ass.
by Gregulator July 30, 2005
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

