To Perform a Story Meant for Laughs, But incidently falls flat on its face on normal conversation.

a duck's foot.

When you screw something up so horribly that it is completely irreversible and unforgiveable. Also puts a damper on your day, week, month, year, and even your life.

Another word for a paedophile or person who dates young looking girls. Generally assumed to have a beard and wear a hood

Sloppy, strongbow smelling/tasting kiss given to any unsuspecting person.

When the burning tingling sensation leading to orgasm is far beyond anything any human could possibly bare. The man pulls out his erect penis and blows his load all over himself. He then puts whipped cream all over his body and the girl eats it.

A girl who is a small assed, tiny boobed slut. She gang bangs whenever she can. Hide your man and children from her.