Urban Dictionary: crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

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uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.

he got kicked in the crown jewels

by chow yung fat June 24, 2003

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UK slang for a man’s testicles

Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.

by Turkeyonabagel September 24, 2020

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JP from Knotts Scary Farm.

JP is the crown jewel of haunt.

by Scoonburry November 18, 2006

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