A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done
Jared's really kinky he wants me to perform a crowes nest with him
by jackman330 October 22, 2010
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Noun/

1. A shelter of high elevation, although obscured from view, serving as a tactical vantage point over a large area, typically associated with Snipers.

2. Upper mast of a ship, used as a lookout
Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated the President from the safety of his crows nest.
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A person's nether-regions. Comes from the strange way the Microsoft Sam text-to-speech program pronounces the word "crotch".
Ouch, right in the crows nest.

Man, my crows nest itches.
by RulerOfNone June 20, 2011
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When you take a shit in the top tank of the toilet, so everytime they flush more shit comes down.
I totally crows nested the toilets at Burger King.
by Trident High school August 24, 2006
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When a guy or girl has a shit ton of pubes and it comes out of there pants.
Man look at stacy shes such a whore, look her crows nest is hanging out!
by OverLord L June 05, 2011
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