A crouton is a vile and agressive action. Meant as an insult or challenge, an attacker removes of of his victims incisors, seasons it, and replaces it in the mouth of his victim. This will usually frustrate the victim to a high degree.

A person who endeavours to trade sexual activity in exchange for low quality takeaway food

Crouton (ˈkro͞oˌtän) noun. Being a derivative of the french word, croûte, meaning covered in crust, this word describes an individual that is thought to look gross, disagreeable, nauseating, or nasty😷

A slang word for one’s teeth

1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.

Terrible dressing. A tragically desperate attempt to be hip. Very common in high temperature climates among males 40-50 years old. The act of being mad stale, getting worse.

A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.