In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.
"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."
by PunkyBrookster March 05, 2013
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.
Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!
No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.
No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.
by Harmony_b April 21, 2009
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When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.
by Psycho Bob March 03, 2003
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by L.Bizzle October 06, 2005
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Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.
by Coont February 14, 2011
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when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch
by emorexic November 25, 2007
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