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In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.
"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."
by PunkyBrookster March 05, 2013
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.
Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.
by Harmony_b April 21, 2009
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When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.
Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.
by Psycho Bob March 03, 2003
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When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.
Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.
by L.Bizzle October 06, 2005
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Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.
Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.
by Coont February 14, 2011
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when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch
i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!
by emorexic November 25, 2007
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